Yesterday, after a fifteen-minute yoga session and some Dannon yogurt, I started surfing the web. I stumbled across a Michael Jackson fan site.  I realized that Michael Jackson is my hero; I mean he makes the most ballinest' music, and up until recently he got to molest all the boys he wanted without getting caught!  While all I have is grainy video feeds I download from the internet, Jackson gets the REAL THING, in his own theme park home.

So on that note, I'm beginning the QBNL (Quen Bilter to Never Land) fund.  Drop off a C-note under the door of my dorm room, or I'll be more than happy to pull it out of your satin man-thong with my teeth (what?)

Last night just chilled with Kevin and Shorty.  Pizza and six-pack of Schmitt's Gay.  I think Ella Enchanted has the chance to be this term's Buffalo Soldiers.

Today Josh Bird came up to Oxford, it was off da hook.  We played a sweaty game of grab ass, and then took it back to the dorm showers and toweled down (who says I don't ever talk about my sexual escapades on my site?)

Afterwards, we scanned the internet for some kewl Hilary Duff pics (I would love to meet her, I think we could be Platonic soul mates).

My NAMBLA members' card came in the mail today, so get crunk about that.  Until later, this is Q-Beezy signing off.

Holla at Chaboy!

Oh by the way... this is my future husband.

Sooo anyway I'm kickin' it in O-town... had to write a 46-page Spanish paper but I think I crunked it.  Then I had a large pizza from Domino's.  It had exactly 36 pepperonis.  Then my roommate walked in on my wanking it to Hilary Duff, sooo that was kinda embarrassing.  I downloaded every Harry Potter movie trailer and bizurned them onto a killer CD.  Then I walked around campus dressed up like that badass wizard Dumbledore; some guy jump-kicked me in the face.  It was aight.

Check out the new Simple Plan single when you get a chance.  It's tight like spandex.

HOLLA!

Xanga

Wazup Cuz? Quen Bilter here ready to fire up my blog spot.  It's gonna be tizel 4 shizel.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Buddy Yeah